Which business school has the hottest chicks?

[Guest]

NYU? Chicago? UCLA? I hear Dartmouth's Tuck School consists of many boring, married students.

If I were to spend 2 years in school studying hard, I also want to party hard and get laid. I apologize to some readers who may be offended by this post, but I am just being honest with what I want from my b-school experience.

So which school is best for me? I cannot wait to drink and party it up again on Thursday nights and then walk into class on Friday mornings with a severe hangover.

[Guest]

Wow, $120,000 to get laid. Seems like a good investment.

Sincerely,

Elliot Spitzer

[Guest]

I think it's a very valid question. The social aspects are an important part of the enrichment experience during bschool.

[Guest]

I'm actually a 2nd year Stern student and I feel obligated to give my .02. Yes, NYU is in the center of it all and most students are very liberal minded and are looking for that balance between their academics and social life. Yes, if you're a typical extrovert like most are here, you will probably be making a lot of connections with the female persuasion which more often than not will lead to bedside activity. It happens, especially in concentrations of like-minded people looking to take away the same elements from this Grad school experience.

Hell, I've even slept with a professor here, but that I like to chalk up to "extra curricular" activity - surprisingly I'm not the only one. Hope that alone brings the point home.

In closing I think the point that should be conveyed is that you'll find a hard time not getting laid, period. Just make sure all the sexual exploits that you feel like participating in don't affect your academic performance, and I'm not being sarcastic here. After all, you have the responsibility of following a name like Alan Greenspan. I wonder how much ass he got in this place in the late 40's. I still bet a ton.

Cheers,
Gabe T.

[Guest]

Hi Gabe,

Thanks a lot for your insight.

I definitely do want to balance the academics life with the social scene. I also hear that NYU has such fun events as "beer blast". I guess they are serious when it comes to helping their MBA students get laid every Thursday.

I am applying for Round 1 to NYU Stern's full time MBA program. Wish me luck!!!

[Kellogg (Northwestern)]

As a general rule, I don't date or hook up with any of my classmates at Kellogg. To be honest, I think the guys at my bschool are all suit-wearing douchebags, who always try to buy me drinks at the bars to get me drunk.

If you end up at business school and want some "bedside activity" as Gabe would like to call it, you should know how to discuss topics other than the Yankees and the different beers available on tap. Try to differentiate yourself from the crowds of douchebags, and maybe you will be luckier than the rest of them.

[Sleeples in Columbia]

Haha, I'm getting a kick out of this post. Gabe, I hate you. Here we are with only 110 blocks or so separating the two of us and my school couldn't be more polar opposite even if it wanted to. All the women here have cobwebs in their britches mate - they just don't put out! Add the point that only 1 girl in every 100 is actually good looking and your odds of a late night rump with a bird deteriorates even more. It's intolerable cruelty. The Grad gods that be severely punished this school for reason unbeknown to me. Bloody awful. I'm ashamed to admit but most of the semester I spend self-servicing my incorrigible libido. Listen mates, this Uni is good and all but if you're looking for a more social scene try to lower end of Manhattan, lol. Aurgh - I might just be transferring to. I've gone through 4 blowup gals already and there's not much more Palmela Handerson can take if you understand what I mean!

[Guest]

LMAO. As of female I feel as though I should be saying that I'm abhorred by this topic of discussion but to be perfectly honest I'm finding it fairly comical and obviously in good fun, besides, us ladies speak along similar lines with out own contentions on this subject.

One thing you have to understand is that not every girl is looking for a one night stand. Take the time to get to know someone and the ancillary bonus to that will be receiving what you wished for, multiple, multiple times. ;o) We want it just as much as you, you've heard it before and guess what, it's absolutely true.

Love how we control you guys with our feminine mystique. I know you can't help it. Tempted to touch I'm sure, but not with our permission first, so stop sobering and grabbing at us every chance you have...a little patience and respect goes a long way. Try it. Till then enjoy your blow up dolls.

[Guest]

Wow. Even the women at Columbia suffer from raging blue balls!





Ok so we've established to attend NYU and to avoid Columbia like the plague. Do we have a voice from UChicago? Care to chime in anyone else?

Fyi I'm loving this post like the rest of you. :D

We've created a monster...

[Interesting thought:]

Empirical data suggests that there is an inverse relationship to a student's business school's rank and how often, if ever, that student engages in sexual activity.

The findings are not conclusive, but it is fair to say that if you go to a top 5 business school, you will never have to visit the contraceptive aisle at your local pharmacy.

[La la land]

Ahhm .. this thread is as amusing as it is depressing. Guys! come on, you know the quality of chicks that end up in the Ivy league schools! A perfect 10 cheerleader type is plentiful to be found in some other category of academic institutions if you know what I mean, so my thoughts - get into a great school that is in the vicinity or neighborhood of plentiful of average schools - aka either MIT or Harvard - then when you go to a local Irish bar on the weekends you can flash your Ivy credentials and get as much bed side activity as your heart desires ....

[jocks]

until any college ball player with their entourage walk into the Irish bar and bzzz! its high school all over again. the girl goes home with the ball player that night and calls up the ivy leaguer for coffee the next day.

the girls go for the ivy leaguer for the security but they go for the jocks and rock stars for the fun. the h-bomb gets you a bride but not a quick lay.

[uchicago alum]

The shelf-life of a rockstar / athlete spans less than a decade, if that. Before long, the Irish cheerleader gf separates / divorces the rockstar / athlete in a matter of 3 to 5 years, gravitating to the more intelligent population and begging to give fellatio to such incredible business leaders as myself.

During my years in bschool, though, I can honestly say that I never got laid.

[a gal's point of view]

interesting thread....i agree with what Kellogg, Northwestern had to say. Guys, worry about your own batting average and not that of Derek Jeter's.

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