Fees

[noah]

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"

"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"

"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

- Submitted by Jina D.

[noah]

Submitted by Stephanie:

What do you call 10,000 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?
























A good start.