Stupid Scam Letters that Prep test companies receive daily

[noah]

Can people please come up with better scams?

Greetings
I am Bradley Tupper, it is my pleasure to inform you that i will like you to take my 14 years old daughter in your lesson, she will be coming to the state for holiday and i want her to be engaged to the period she will be in the state, i want you to take her for a private lesson from Monday through Friday at your suitable hour of the day of one to two hours, she will be in the state for the period of three weeks from june 2rd so i want you to get back to me with the total cost cost of the lesson for three week

waiting to read from you
regards

If you're going to try to scam me, at least pay someone to edit your @#$@#!$ letter. I'm thinking of hooking up with 419Eater.com and scamming the scammers. I'll wait until the June LSAT is over though.